For any wondering about yet another round of layoffs at Oracle, no, this is the same report from last month, not a new one.

The irony of the article including an option for an AI summary is hilarious.

Normally, if a bubble bursts, you can here a soft “pop”. Normally.

when this one bursts? We’re gonna start a world war because someone will think the “pop” was a fucking nuke detonation.