HR departments hate this one simple trick: turning Monday into a speedrun.
Peppermint schnapps, or Thunder 101 which is high proof. Makes your mouth smell like mint/mouthwash. Do with this what you will - which is end up in rehab if you’re like me.
I was the WRONG person to share this info with
Keep up the good work in rehab, you got this!
Doesn’t really fool anyone.
“No, honestly, it’s my chewing gum Wrigley’s beermint.”
Ka$h Money is that you?
Hegseth maybe?
Couldn’t be. He’s a PBR and beating the wife and children before going to work kind of guy.
I knew a guy who kept a flask of whisky on him and would sip on it through the day while working at a hotel customer service/booking phone line. His revenue numbers were fine.
Unfortunately, they do not. They just yell at you for sleeping at your desk and threaten to take away your bathroom privileges.
They might even tell you to leave early.
Lies
