• socsa@piefed.social
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    22 hours ago

    The saddest thing about the story of Jesus is that he never got to see Margot Robbie’s extremely hairy armpits.

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      3 hours ago

      The happiest thing about Steve Irwin’s demise is that he didn’t live long enough to see Margot Robbie’s extremely hairy armpits.

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        3 hours ago

        Irwin died in 2006 when Robbie was 16 and both were in Australia. I’m not saying it definitely happened, but we can’t definitively rule it out.