Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours agoRhymes, motherfuckerlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1311
arrow-up1311imageRhymes, motherfuckerlemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·8 hours ago“We need to try to reduce overall labor budget and headcount.” “DOWNSIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareFenrirIII@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-28 hours ago“When did you wake up?” “SUNRISE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 hours ago“What are those parasitic insects that grow their larvae under human skin?” “BOT FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up14·7 hours ago“Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?” “SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-26 hours ago“I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?” “FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squarewjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 hours ago“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?” “DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 hour ago“What happened to Bambi’s mom?” “SHE DIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“We need to try to reduce overall labor budget and headcount.”
“DOWNSIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“When did you wake up?”
“SUNRISE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What are those parasitic insects that grow their larvae under human skin?”
“BOT FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?”
“SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?”
“FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?”
“DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What happened to Bambi’s mom?”
“SHE DIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”