Good rhymes, motherfucker.
Nostalgia
I miss Vines. They always seemed so honest compared to current year social media.
Look at all those chickens
That is still, to this day, my absolute favorite vine. It’s a perfect mash of earnestness and subversion of expectations and never fails to make me giggle.
“Where did you go for lunch?”
“FIVE GUYS, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“We need to try to reduce overall labor budget and headcount.”
“DOWNSIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“When did you wake up?”
“SUNRISE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What are those parasitic insects that grow their larvae under human skin?”
“BOT FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?”
“SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?”
“FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?”
“DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What happened to Bambi’s mom?”
“SHE DIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
This isnt a shitpost. Its just an old meme
This loses a lot in translation from the original video
