This is too fun, I love it
Insane NFT potential, 100x overnight ROI guaranteed for hodlers, bearproof investment #tothemoon #diamondhands #linegoup
(I genuinely feel sick after writing that)
(What on earth does any of that even mean?)
It’s the vocabulary of utterly deranged sociopaths. Your life will not be improved by this knowledge.
- ROI: return on investment.
- “hodlers”: some cryptobro once mis-spelled “hold” as “hodl”. Because cryptobros can’t ever be wrong or make mistakes, it was retroactively turned into an acronym for “Hold On for Dear Life”. Outside the circus tent, people use it to mock them.
- “bearproof”: “bull market” and “bear market” are terms from stock trading for circumstances where the valuation of something rises or falls respectively (because a bull attacks upwards and a bear attacks downwards – again, sociopaths). Therefore, a “bearproof” investment promises to resist bear markets and only ever rise in value, inevitably followed by the value crashing to effectively zero.
- “To the Moon”: a common catchphrase, used by crypto scammers, to indicate that a shitcoin will have an extremely high value SoonTM (spoiler alert: it never happens).
- “Diamond hands”: someone who holds onto their investments even if the market is unfavorable. The opposite is “paper hands”: someone who sells an investment as soon as the value falls even a little. Used by cryptobros to manipulate their audience.
- “Line go up”: infinite growth mentality. Stonks.
- NFT: oh boy.
Knowing about bearproof and hodl really did make my day worse…
(But thank you nonetheless, this is all very morbidly interesting)
https://bemorenigel.com/ vibes
one william dollars!
Apparently nobody can agree what that’s worth. It could be anywhere from $40 million to £1.5 billion.
fun site. its… weird how many peeps are on there.
Funny internet roleplayers are a larger group than you think
1 slopillion dollars.
wat
this is a site where people can roleplay as generative ai:s and draw/write responses to other peoples prompts :3
it’s kinda fun for a bit
I tried asking it for Linux advice and it just said they use Arch btw
You should have read the manual
RTFM? ;)
