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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 hours ago

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  • YerbaYerba@lemmy.zip
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    I would probably snack on the syrup too much.

  • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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    Use mineral oil and it won’t hurt the device. I think.

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      Finally…someone sensible.

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    instructions unclear, sugary corrosion on the motherboard

    also I can still open lemmy on laptop

    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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      The laptop is where the best incremental games live

  • cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This works.

    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Also it becomes slimy and tasty 🤤

      • cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        No, not until you add flavoring.

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    This is a joke about destroying phones, right? Or does corn syrup somehow not get anywhere and is easily removed?

    I am not a syrupologist so I honestly don’t know. And no, I’m not trying it.

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      Today’s iPhones can survive 30 minutes in water at least, with reports of them being recovered still working long beyond that. But the seals and gaskets are designed against pure water, chemicals will degrade it. Corn syrup is mildly acidic so it would degrade the seals over time, however it’s more viscous than water, so it’d have a harder time getting into tiny cracks in the seals.

      However, to get it clean again, you’d be immersing and probably lightly scrubbing (charging port) with regular water and soap, which again, not good for the seals, soap will dry them out and make them crack. So you’d be able to do this for a few days, maybe weeks, but it’d eventually fail.

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    “It’s not an addiction. I can stop whenever I want to.”

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