Similar situations is what inspired the Sphinx.
It barely needs to use its rail-grippies.
Monorail Cat has reached the end of the line.
Prove this isn’t AI by posting another angle (s/he’s cute and this is a good excuse)
Oh I wish I could but this is not my kitty, and I just stole it off FB.
I found the person who posted the kitty, but the only other image they have of said kitty is this:

What I imagine when people say “I found my kitten in a trashcan”
we have one that we swear they got out of the dumpster behind the Chicken Sicken Taco. i always imagined her pouncing from behind a stack of pizza boxes
Like those weird pornos I used to watch back in the day! But instead of a dick jumping out of a pizza box, it’s a pussycat!!!
the best dream i ever had, i had superhero powers. very effective ones, i could at any time reach into hammerspace and pull out (or put away i guess, but i never actually did it) a kitten. and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.
i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.
and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.
The closest thing is “Stray” the best videogame humanity will ever create. You’re a cat. And there’s robots.
i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.
I don’t know exactly how you would use kittens to escape from kidnap, but I’m sure there is a way! You can even use them to save a patient from dying!






