How to get 2 billion valuation

cm0002@mander.xyz · 9 hours ago

einlander@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago

Reticulating Splines

Riskable@programming.dev · edit-2 8 hours ago

Great idea!
*Thinking...*
*Stinking...*
*Combulating...*
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xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 9 hours ago

“He was a genius, but then he turned to evil.”

MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 7 hours ago

Oh that list of names is loooooooooong

crank0271@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago

$2B valuation? Amateur. $2T or bust.

logi@piefed.world · 7 hours ago

For that you’d need a much more advanced “reasoning…” message.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 hours ago

“Buy a Tesla…”

20%

“Installing Tesla…”

40%

“Invest in Tesla…”

60%…

99%

“Enter your Tesla PIN to continue…”