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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Contents of Queen's Purse

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Contents of Queen's Purse

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    There’s also a Totem Of Undying somewhere there

    • ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      She lost that some time in August 2022 I think. Put it in a “safe place”

  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Being prepared for anything is why she lasted until she was 96 years old.

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    Where’s the tic-tacs

    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      slips you one of these:

      and then one of these:

      • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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        Rolling with the queen sounds like a nightmare lol

        • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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          The queen:

  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    She would definitely be carrying a ppk, not what looks like a baretta. also, i don’t see a coke spoon in ther.

    but I’m glad to see she’s carrying a quarter in case she needs to call mom to pick her up, thats ver responsible.

    • DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world
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      It’s an fn 5-7 made in Belgium

      • shalafi@lemmy.world
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        Thought it was a S&W Shield EZ, but I’m sure you’re right. An EZ would be a better choice for an elderly woman who may struggle with the slide! :)

  • PodPerson@lemmy.zip
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    No Saddam?

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    Where is the bottle of gin?

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    She never carried cash and she had plenty of people to do the murdering for her.

    • stoy@lemmy.zip
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      I remember a documentary about the Queen’s guard, where they mentioned that she did indeed carry small amounts of cash in her purse.

      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        What would you ever need that for if you never go out in public unaccompanied? It’s not like the royal palace has vending machines 🤔

        • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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          She reportedly carried a five-pound note specifically to put in the donation basket at church on Sunday. The note had been ironed by her butler into a little folded square so that only her face showed.

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          She doesn’t spend the cash. It’s her ID card.

  • DataDisrupter@feddit.nl
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    She’d never drive around in a Mercedes.

    • themaninblack@lemmy.world
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      Yeah that’s some Pope shit to do

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    I feel like she’d also have a pack of 20 John Player Specials for emergencies and a voodoo doll of the current PM.

  • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world
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    Too big of a pistol. Nobody carries Barretta in a purse.

    Also, where’s the coke?

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      Yeah, this is how you know it’s fake. She’s the type for a pre-PP Walther. She’d also carry it in a case, because that’s what gun owners in Europe generally do. Also, there’s no reason for her to carry the coke, it’s served on a silver platter on demand.

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    Surprised she wouldn’t be rocking the Webely.

  • einlander@lemmy.world
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    She keeps that thang on her.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    Foreign currency to keep them off her trail.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      If you gotta bug out and go on the lam, American cash is going to be your most liquid currency.

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    Guess she had the royal butt plug inserted when this was snapped.

    • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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      Pretty sure Prince Phillip is dead.

      • macniel@feddit.org
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        Just like her.

    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      what do you think this is chess?

      • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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        The Queen’s Gambit, indeed.

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    False. There is no brick to kill the crazy dog.

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