There’s also a Totem Of Undying somewhere there
She lost that some time in August 2022 I think. Put it in a “safe place”
Being prepared for anything is why she lasted until she was 96 years old.
Where’s the tic-tacs
slips you one of these:

and then one of these:

Rolling with the queen sounds like a nightmare lol
The queen:

She would definitely be carrying a ppk, not what looks like a baretta. also, i don’t see a coke spoon in ther.
but I’m glad to see she’s carrying a quarter in case she needs to call mom to pick her up, thats ver responsible.
It’s an fn 5-7 made in Belgium
Thought it was a S&W Shield EZ, but I’m sure you’re right. An EZ would be a better choice for an elderly woman who may struggle with the slide! :)
No Saddam?
Where is the bottle of gin?
She never carried cash and she had plenty of people to do the murdering for her.
I remember a documentary about the Queen’s guard, where they mentioned that she did indeed carry small amounts of cash in her purse.
What would you ever need that for if you never go out in public unaccompanied? It’s not like the royal palace has vending machines 🤔
She reportedly carried a five-pound note specifically to put in the donation basket at church on Sunday. The note had been ironed by her butler into a little folded square so that only her face showed.
She doesn’t spend the cash. It’s her ID card.
She’d never drive around in a Mercedes.
Yeah that’s some Pope shit to do
I feel like she’d also have a pack of 20 John Player Specials for emergencies and a voodoo doll of the current PM.
Too big of a pistol. Nobody carries Barretta in a purse.
Also, where’s the coke?
Yeah, this is how you know it’s fake. She’s the type for a pre-PP Walther. She’d also carry it in a case, because that’s what gun owners in Europe generally do. Also, there’s no reason for her to carry the coke, it’s served on a silver platter on demand.
Surprised she wouldn’t be rocking the Webely.
She keeps that thang on her.
Foreign currency to keep them off her trail.
If you gotta bug out and go on the lam, American cash is going to be your most liquid currency.
Guess she had the royal butt plug inserted when this was snapped.
Pretty sure Prince Phillip is dead.
Just like her.
what do you think this is chess?
The Queen’s Gambit, indeed.
False. There is no brick to kill the crazy dog.









