Ironically, this picture was probably generated using AI
proper shitpost, and fuck AI but…
can we stop putting messages on hats like they’re fucking bumper stickers, please?
Just the way I like them. Real ones laugh at my acorn shaped penis and chafe my thighs
Line break acting like punctuation.
Maybe AI can generate, you sumbitches.
This might just be classic Photoshop. It’s pretty easy to generate semi-realistic embroidery previews and warp it a bit to match the hat.
Definitely not real though as there’s no bunching of the hat where the stitches meet.
Some hats have a wider single front panel to make embroidery or printing easier:

I was referring to where the lettering meets the hat. There should be some tension around the letters where it’s pulled onto the hat itself. Here, it just looks like they’ve been laid on flat.
Embroidery can really look like this with the right thread used on heavy enough material with strong enough backing fabric behind it, at least when brand new. Check out any photo of racks of new hats in the shop.
That bunching up around the embroidery often happens over time as the hat is worn and things expand/contract differently with temperature and moisture variances.
Imagine the sort of person who would wear this
This hat is calling to me like the Green Goblin mask, so it’s not that hard to imagine…
* Elon Musk has entered the chat
What a Elon thing to say.




