Use my distaff to rip it open wider, banishing death to wander between realities for all eternity. Duh.

Why fix it?

This was caused by mathematics, it must be solved by mathematics:

Take the Euler identity and raise it to TREE(3), divide by all prime numbers, and finally integrate Pi over all elliptical surfaces.

Well, I’ve got duct tape, an anvil, bubblegum, a diesel generator, some pennies, salt and vinegar potato chips, and I’ve been watching a lot of Macguyver, so I’m sure we can rig something up.