Id have said “its just plane boring”

But Ive only curated 2 museums.

Officiated one presidency, judged 1 miss America contests.

Ive hung out with the rich and famous, including musk.

I also been on mission control for space launches and been a coach for peewee soccer.

And you think im lying… but that is my life.

Driving is a good way to get exercise, because you jump in the car

and traveling by locomotive takes the most preperation because you have to train