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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

You wouldn't download a car

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You wouldn't download a car

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world
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    sorry I already did

  • url@feddit.fr
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    I would download a car

    • blubfisch@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I would rather download a nice cargo bike…

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      Ok, fair point, but would you rape kids for a couple of decades and then start a war and kidnap a head of state to deflect from your past?

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        No, but the car? Definitely.

      • url@feddit.fr
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        No

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    Oh fuck yeah I would download a car.

    Ahead of state is reserved only for president Dumbfuck Mc Cheeto

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    But can I download a head of state?

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      sure, in 22 years when we elect lucy liu

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      Even if you could, do you have enough filament to print one? That’s a lot of gluing and sanding, not worth it IMO.

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        Good point. I’ve got more fidget toys to print anyway

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      🎶 off with your head, dance till you’re dead 🎶

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    Reselling heads of state is kinda hard, so I doubt it will catch on.

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      Maybe Putin and Trump can trade Assad for Maduro, like trading cards.

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        Assad and Maduro must be hero cards od some kind then. I wonder what kind of bonuses they bring if you have them in the game.

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      Tell that to Holy Roman Emperor Henry VI.

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    i mean, are we talking djinni rules or genie rules? am i getting kicked in the ass or kissed in the ass afters? because i can think of a nice end to a bibi putain dinner date

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    I would steal thine ear…. 🌽

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    Pft. What? I would never

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