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cm0002@toast.ooo to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago

I dont usually live my lives this long and things are starting to get weird

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I dont usually live my lives this long and things are starting to get weird

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cm0002@toast.ooo to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago
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  • GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    The urge to reset starts creepin in…

  • Ex Nummis@lemmy.world
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    This but unironically.

    • ɔiƚoxɘup@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Seriously, if I don’t die before retirement, I’ll be totally shocked and have no idea what to do with my life.

      • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        You’re free to join my retirement plan: dying in the Water Wars!

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        i think people are afraid of living to “100” and achieving very little, hence why some of them have mid-life crisises.

        • ɔiƚoxɘup@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I’m not afraid of living that long in the same way as I’m not afraid of being independently wealthy.

          Odds of both are slim.

          Although, is think that being 100, you’d also feel like you’re 100. That could be awful.

          Achievement doesn’t come into it for me so much.

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    Ope hello.

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