Businesses: “Build where land is cheaper, because there are no people there.”

“But, we need people to work here, how do they get here?”

“They’ll drive in cars, on roads, built by taxes levied against them. You don’t think I’m paying for the roads, do you? Not a chance. They should be grateful I let them work with me.”

“But, you drive on the roads, too.”

“My car is a business expense.”

“No, I mean you pay taxes for the roads too.”

“… accountants are cheaper.”