• jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    2 hours ago

    Why would you take a tomato off of your burger? There’s a special place in hell for people who do that. I think it’s below the layer of lettuce in Dante’s Inferno.

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                1 hour ago

                Well you bring very negative energy, so I’d rather not engage you and sour the air in here any further.

                You can picture me anyway you want because I absolutely don’t care about you. No actually, I care enough to tell you that if you feel the need to childishly call others fat over a comment on ketchup, maybe you need to figure out what makes you so angry.

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                  57 minutes ago

                  Only fat people think ketchup makes them fat. You’ve been seen.

                  BTW you’re the one who was negative here. You’re the one who turned the meme from a taste/texture thing to a fatty the thing. You know that scene from team America? Dicks fuck asses is where we stand. God I love it when one of you people tries to retreat off into issa joke after their feelings are hurt 🤣

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      46 minutes ago

      I slice my tomato much thinner than in fast food pictures, and I salt the the slices on a paper towel and let them sit while the burger cooks. When I’m ready I wipe off the water on top of the tomato, so I end up with a seasoned, somewhat drier tomato slice that I enjoy.

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      8 hours ago

      Tomatoes used to taste good. Nowadays you have to buy heirloom or import good ones to know what tomato flavour is, if you’re in America.

      A more fun fact: my wife will not want ketchup if there’s a slice of tomato on the burger. The two taste nothing alike, but it doesn’t matter to her. Isn’t that something?

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        6 hours ago

        if you’re in America.

        The problem isn’t limited to America. I’m in Italy, where good tomatoes shouldn’t be hard to find, and yet in the last years I’ve started paying much more attention when I buy them.

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          4 hours ago

          Shhhhh we only have fake sugar here and definitely not some of the nicest grocery stores and farmers markets filled to the brim year long with good produce. Don’t let the yeruos in on the secret.