Now I can’t stop thinking about that shitty gang in The Book of Boba Fett
This is how some boys gradually started wearing dresses.
Two of these people are a couple now, but it’s not the two you think.
This is the culture they took from you ✊😔
No no, I voluntarily moved on to skinny jeans around 2005 (Don’t worry, I eventually voluntarily moved on from those too).
Everyone eventually just ends up at jorts.
Traitor
I no shit had a pair that were bigger in each pant leg than the waist size. Ridiculous day and age.
How heavy were they? Did it feel like trying to walk through a swimming pool?
They were so expensive at their peak and I’m convinced it was due almost as much to raw amount of material as it was their popularity.
My high school had a 50/50 mix of wealthy/normal kids, I vaguely recall one wealthy popular boy wearing these senior year.
I want
PLUR
These people went on to develop a pornographic dragon quest parody game called knobster quest. It’s a game about a lobster made of dick skin who’s quest is to defeat the giant clam that holds the secret of the ocean(the secret is that the ocean is a big pool of cum in my dog walkers back yard). Great game but the fleshlight controller you need for it is pretty expensive and also useless if you have severe erectile dysfunction. I tried returning it but I guess you can’t return used fleshlights to Giant Tiger because they don’t sell them there. Oh well, there’s 377 bucks down the drain. Maybe I’ll get some boner pills so I can play their knobstronaut game when it comes out, I’ve heard you play as a normal human astronaut but your spacesuit is made entirely of foreskin.
You know, honestly I’m not mad. This is still better that every other post being a guerilla marketing ploy. Makes me long for the internet of 2006.
You gotta wear platform boots with them.
Naw man, the torn up bottom hem is a vibe.
Exactly. Bunch of posers have no clue how it’s done. smh.
Man, Aqua looked different to what I remember.
Not very different…
What ska band is this?
Link’dIn Park
That explains my sudden urge to share my résumé online with the entire world and dress badly.
Fuck I miss my JNCO’s…
They’re still out there. I double dog dare ya to wear em to your next job interview.
They aren’t just still out there, they’re now being made again. Not by the same company(I assume), but the same width is popular now with gen A I think. Since skinny jeans where officially labeled as “out” in 2016 and I’ve been waiting for wider jeans to get to jnco level and they did. It’s glorious and even funnier the second time around.
I triple dog dare them to wear them and also proceed to announce “Sup! I’m here to fuck shit up!”
If you work in demolitions, that might be viewed as a go getter attitude.
This looks like magazine crossover art for 4 different early 2000s video games
The power behind all that hair… Unimaginable.
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