U.S.”Christians” would call ice on that guy

If this is Birmingham, AL - I have to share that it has an incredible food scene.

If it’s England, they have Michelin star restaurants

Definitely not a blond ffs

100% - so sick of trouble shooting shit and charging everything

I’d have gotten all those tiny grocery store pumpkins the size of a donut and put them around. Then write on the sign, “Trumpkin is only attracted to the little ones”

As a Nebraskan (not by choice) someone please explain the corn theme

They brought it back a few months ago. It’s fantastic

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you can order Chicken McNuggets “well done” and it’s life changing