And the boat is sailing in circles, too!

- Hey kid, wanna become a martyr?

- Not really, Great Leader…

- To the martyrdom with you, you traitorous scum!

Hahaha this is cartoonishly evil, surely it can’t be true!

Next you’ll tell me Ellison invests in creepy life extension projects and gives an insane amount of money to post-fascist politicians!

At the winter Olympics, no less

be me, formerly professional-level troll on WoW forums

my golden days are long gone, sadly

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what if I used all my experience and mastery to earn a living?

gonna open a therapist office

MFW I’m the worst therapist in the world and morons come and pay me to ask them why they are still virgins at 28

they always go home sobbing

[Insert some pepe]

Thank you Mr. Tech CEO! Very nice! Here’s my $1000 to buy a shitty device riddled with adware and spyware (plus subscription). Feel free to give some of this sum to a maniac politician!

Where do you store this?

Pleas I begg u I need the raer gorserise to eat my chlid he is verry ski I begg ur perdon

This is what the internet was for! I don’t give a damn about 500 ways to tie my shoelaces, but I’m glad this exists and is available to me, in case I change my mind.

Yer a tool of the bourgeois oppression, Harry!

After sex, Castro made a 7-hour long speech to her, about the merits of a politicised guerrilla to reach a collectivist agriculture and how American capitalism is bad but Nike trainers are different.

Yeah no shit he could beat most people in his area of expertise like I could beat 99.99% of people in my own area of expertise.

The point is that despite buying the best training you can get and rigging half of the matches, he still looks like a mediocre cunt.

So it’s because of Biden? I will not listen to your sourced explanation BTW

man what’s uptime?

Nazis? I hate them of course

But Idaho Nazis? I hate them too

Sorry it’s actually in the law. It was voted by a very large majority of MPs in 1988. Not putting the divider on the belt usually results in the bobbies taking you out of Tesco and shooting you on the bus replacement service.

No worries love! (subtitle: ‘go on shoot yourself’)

No worries! Cheers. Ta. Sorry.

How did she manage to land a job as an MLB team manager after a NASA internship?

Once in the concentration camp Auschwitz, the Ovitzes attracted the attention of the German camp physician Josef Mengele

Fucking hell.

But they all survived. Let’s not forget what happened despite all the ambient bullshit about holocaust denial.