My internet-connected dental floss didn’t work either until DynamoDB came back online.

The difference now is that they have power. All that talk was what they said they’d do if they got power, but now that they’re in, they’re behaving just like they always have done, only worse.

I still have one of those. I use it to split bricks when I’m putting up a wall.

They should have built the hull out of SanDisk cards.