The crunchwrap was invented in 2005

Why does Jack have long teeth?

I love cheetahs

This is how all Bri’ish speak

My college Spanish can’t fail me… of course it just says “pick up that gun” and isn’t some sort of double entendre that I don’t understand

I misread the headline thinking it said “TLC is taking over Sony’s TV” and thought the TV channel formally known as the learning channel was taking over and thought “this IS very unexpected”

America: we’ll give you Baja California

A few lucky Americans are getting this Monday off. Some paid, some not.

8 more countries run into the arms of China without hesitation

Works with LOL CATS too

The joke is on this guy because I’ll never get to retire

I saw dick at first but now that you mention it, I see click too.

Everyone likes strawberries

I’m down for the drool

Thanks

There is some beauty out in that state

I don’t get it

bullets to the face

worth it