Some of us live in the future. A future where every time I make popcorn my blueteeth speakers crackle so I can’t hear my cryptobro podcast and go all in on bitcoin in 2018.
Clinically depressed, chronically online,
Socialist discordian statist for open science,
Independent journalism and gay crime.
My Communities:
!independent_media@lemmy.today — Sophisticated. Independent journalism news feed.
!wildfeed@sh.itjust.works — Trash. Global, diverse news, reports, blogs and listicles.
!art_alchemist_guild@lemmy.today — For the most DIY of trash goblin artists.
Other Me’s:
Icytrees@sh.itjust.works
Wren@lemmy.today
Former Me’s:
(I no longer check these accounts)
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world
Icytrees@lemmy.today
Some of us live in the future. A future where every time I make popcorn my blueteeth speakers crackle so I can’t hear my cryptobro podcast and go all in on bitcoin in 2018.
Guys, you just listen and wait until there’s three seconds between pops, then it’s done.

Menergy.
I could fall asleep listening to him tell me all about why I should use the pre-wash function on the dishwasher.