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I hardly know her
Bert’s more of a Béla Fleck guy.
It’s incredible how long these two have been together considering how opposite they are. The sex must be insane.
i think the official stance of the henson company is that “they don’t exist below the waist”
So they’re both tops?
imagines the muppeteers just going at it below the camera’s sightline
“They’re not gay. They’re not straight. They’re puppets”
I like that quote because it’s the most polite way possible to call people speculating about Bert and Ernie’s sexuality a bunch of dipshits.
Let’s just say that Ernie’s head used to be as pointy as Bert’s.
Slayers best song is Delusions of Saviour. Wish they’d drop that awful singer already.
