make sure to have your coco’s fixed or they will be back after graduation.

i’d bring out the anti-horny spray bottle but something tells me it wouldn’t have the desired effect…

i bet you like bathing too, you harlot

m’l’egg

jxl can also extract the original jpeg bit-for-bit, meaning you can save space on disk and still serve exactly the same images as some clients expect. no rewrites.

the big win is that it can re-encode existing jpegs to shrink them by like 30%. also the image is compressed spatially (i think that’s the word) so it can be displayed as it’s downloading rather than coming in line by line.

pronounced “jay-if”, naturally

i said i could get away with it. not that anyone else is allowed to.

it’s a very subtle difference, if you don’t count the /æ/ diphthong. i think i could get away with it.

196 is that way

no u

i like how my intentionally shitty spelling of “photographic” has made my unintentional use of the word “interchange” instead of “exchange” fly under the radar.

jfig.

for those who don’t know, the y is pronounced like in “candy”. it’s named after the creator’s daughter, just like the successor project mariadb.

wait hang on… nasa works. laser is more iffy.

joint pottographics interchange group

…so does that mean i get the job?

strap a giant dildo on the front with a metal spike inside to hold it up. two birds one stone.

lemmy is almost twice the size of lobsters, if we’re just using the stuff in the repo description.

i’ve never even heard of crimson desert, and i go through the discovery queue like four times a week.

paintball it is!