right? like a potato gun for space

i think the built-in blocker is based on uBo, no?

dyson tube

the emphasis should be on “failing”, not on “and”

i think we need to update godwins law

learning that the shell [[ is a function and ]] is an argument definitely did something to my brain.

yeeeeah but it gets their panties in a twist

only one of the ones i linked is from the 80s. i think you’ll find the majority are from the 50s.

gosh where have i heard that before

i did some fun metaprogramming today. i can practically hear my future self screaming.

the coffee machine has the button for a normal cup labeled “☕☕”

aggrandizing little shit.

the americano is named for the us soldiers stationed in italy during wwii who would pour water into their espresso because it was “too strong”. it’s one part espresso to four parts water.

it’s not just looping; every instance starts two instances of itself waiting for input. it’s basically doing

async def fork(): 
    f = fork()
    await fork(await f)

…except python doesn’t start the second call until its arguments are evaluated, while shell does.

i mean it still works. it has no external dependencies, it has no known bugs afaik, it just trucks along. no maintenance necessary.

normalize software being “done”.

COLOR A; REG QUERY HKLM /S

great way to get thrown out of the computer store; A+ would hack again

:() {      # define a function named ":".
 :         # run the function named ":"
   | :     # pass the output to the function named ":"
       &   # run this line in the background.
};         # end of definition
    :      # call the function ":".

in case anyone was curious.

just wait till you hear about tunnbrödsrulle

dats a good spinglebab

how bad was davis’ stuff then?!

didn’t peanuts start edgy? and popeye? and nancy? and archie?