the big win is that it can re-encode existing jpegs to shrink them by like 30%. also the image is compressed spatially (i think that’s the word) so it can be displayed as it’s downloading rather than coming in line by line.

pronounced “jay-if”, naturally

i said i could get away with it. not that anyone else is allowed to.

it’s a very subtle difference, if you don’t count the /æ/ diphthong. i think i could get away with it.

196 is that way

no u

i like how my intentionally shitty spelling of “photographic” has made my unintentional use of the word “interchange” instead of “exchange” fly under the radar.

jfig.

for those who don’t know, the y is pronounced like in “candy”. it’s named after the creator’s daughter, just like the successor project mariadb.

wait hang on… nasa works. laser is more iffy.

joint pottographics interchange group

…so does that mean i get the job?

strap a giant dildo on the front with a metal spike inside to hold it up. two birds one stone.

lemmy is almost twice the size of lobsters, if we’re just using the stuff in the repo description.

i’ve never even heard of crimson desert, and i go through the discovery queue like four times a week.

paintball it is!

oh the dualidean of man…

i was thinking more about tooling, most of that stuff didn’t exist as widely as today and you couldn’t really look for it when waiting for a compile either.

i think those are still not approved everywhere

that xkcd comic is coming up on 20 years old. most computers didn’t have multiple cores yet.

the entire evolution of humanity lead up to this crossover. deans and beans?