as everyone knows, aluminium foil is completely unusable as drug paraphernalia.

because nobody goes to hotels just to spend time at the hotel anymore. because nobody can afford to.

O_o

…what’s even the reason to open it?

yeah but then your drink will taste like silt

there’s something i don’t remember the name of that sticks to fat molecules and makes them harder for the body to reabsorb, meaning that either you learn to always pack four pairs of underwear a day or you train your asshole to shut tighter than the hatch of a submarine.

that training sticks. only one that does.

you can also freeze the ice in an insulated container with no lid. that makes air bubbles and impurities collect at the bottom, after which you can cut that part off.

riven came on 5 CDs. good times.

oh there’s medication that does that too so you don’t even have to shove things up your asshole to get that experience.

child actors should probably not be a thing… poor woman

why do you care? genuine question. ask it of yourself and mull over what the answer says about you. if you can’t come up with one, i recommend talking to a professional.

what’s bigger, large or big?

when you’ve known someone personally for that long you’re bound to get defensive, i think. and the question is worth considering; why?

you can machine-wash them but it needs to be gentle. and you need to tumble-dry them for like four hours with tennis balls to break up any wet clumps.

not that i can find.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_impacts_of_sawdust

they don’t tend to see it like that from my experience. but yeah the chance is slim.

from the same paper that did the original reporting. swedish and paywalled unfortunately, but the first few paragraphs are readable.

i paid 150kr per visit (≈11€) and i when i hit 1200 they sent me a card i can show instead of paying, valid for however many months are left until it’s been a year since the first visit.

i’ve never been able to anthropomorfise. am i cooked?