Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours agoReporting an absenceslrpnk.netimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1594
arrow-up1594imageReporting an absenceslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·10 hours agoThis is the US. If OP is white, he’d get arrested and jailed for a day for obstruction until a judge throws it out. If brown, he’d be added to ICE’s hit list. If black, he’d be shot.
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 hours agoBest bet would be to disguise yourself as a dog and start humping their legs
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 hours agoNot a good idea. Police shoot dogs for fun. Y’know … “The labrador wagged its tail at me! I feared for my life!”
This is the US. If OP is white, he’d get arrested and jailed for a day for obstruction until a judge throws it out. If brown, he’d be added to ICE’s hit list. If black, he’d be shot.
Best bet would be to disguise yourself as a dog and start humping their legs
Not a good idea. Police shoot dogs for fun. Y’know … “The labrador wagged its tail at me! I feared for my life!”