• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    11 hours ago

    You know what? I would love to go home and masturbate! But no! I still have four hours left at my stupid job! Can I leave early? Nope! Can I masturbate at work? Not today! So thanks for that useless little suggestion. 😤

    • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      Maybe ask your boss for help, they might be able to provide you with some stimulating materials or even provide a helping hand. It might feel a little strange but look at it from your boss’s perspective. If you spend your time masturbating in the office bathroom then there’s no reason for you to go home, so naturally your productivity will increase.