An ancient Roman and an ancient Greek were sitting in Elysium discussing which of their civilisations were the greatest.

The Greek says “We invented engineering and architecture”, “But” says the Roman “we took that and created the aquaducts and the colosseum”.

The Greek says “Well, then we invented politics and philosophy”, “But” says the Roman “we took that and created the greatest political system the world has known”.

The Greek says “Well, we invented sex!” “But” says the Roman “we were the first to think about having it with girls…”