Can I just put this out there for posterity:

I do not consent to my likeness being DLSS5ed into a movie. I’m a nobody, but they might one day want to make a movie about a fat shut-in with bad teeth, and on that day, they’ll surely come a’knockin’ on my door. I AM NOT HOME. Let me rest in peace for fuck’s sake.

I don’t begrudge his family making bank, but everyone else involved in this project is in need of serious psychiatric intervention.