• Čauky Mňauky@lemmy.zip
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    3 hours ago

    Assuming the psychic is a woman: Based on my red light experiences, this is going to play out very differently than you might think.
    First, she’ll tell you that you are free to get nude during the reading. If you want her to disrobe, you’ll have to shell out quite a bit more money. And then she’ll go topless, and she’ll have saggy, wonky tits.
    And that’s it.