• TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    8 hours ago

    Born that way, your mother would have had to use fidget spinners as utensils the entire time she was pregnant. For every single meal.

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      7 hours ago

      Wait, were you born that way or are you talking about them? I am weirdly invested but confused.

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        7 hours ago

        I was born that way but my mom slipped up and used a fork once when pregnant with my sister and she was cursed with normal human tits, and no one has ever gotten anything for free with those.