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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 天前

Or a glazed doughnut idk

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Or a glazed doughnut idk

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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 天前
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  • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Not loving all the untagged NSFW if I’m honest.

    Posts are good but please.

  • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu
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    A cinnamon roll should have no cum nor frosting on it.

    Sincerely, Certified Swede and cinnamon roll authority

    • starchylemming@lemmy.world
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      you swedes want your cinnamon rolls dry so you can add fresh cum on it before use?

    • sulgoth@lemmy.ca
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      I’m not sure you know how dry and bad cinnamon rolls can b e in North America and how badly they need that frosting. The cum is optional.

      • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu
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        But frosting them is just making up for one mistake with another mistake

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    Do … do cinnamon rolls need to be covered in cum now? When did that come in? Is this a JFK Jr thing?

    • yellow [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      i think it’s just that frosting kinda looks like cum

  • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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    Damn, we’ve got a whole new generation of horny posters

    • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s the same person surely

      • Denjin@feddit.uk
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        Given the name, pretty sure it’s SatansMaggotyCumfart

        • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Fair point. It follows suit…

          The other contender uses a name followed by a number

          • Denjin@feddit.uk
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            I think they’re all the same person

            • kurwa@lemmy.world
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              We’re all the same person on this day

      • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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        I think youre only seeing the creamy white covering

      • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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        Yes, but don’t call me Shirley.

    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      And thats a good thing!

    • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The more things change, the more things stay the same

  • Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world
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    What a terrible day to have the ability to read

  • bellly@sopuli.xyz
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    Smh everyone knows that the filling is the best part :3

    • homes@piefed.world
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      Yeah, cum is way better on the inside ツ

      Edit: feeling my buddy blast his load inside of me is my reward for being good 😛

      • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOP
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        Makes me feel loved and useful.

        • homes@piefed.world
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          And less messy

          After my balls are empty, the first thing I’m thinking is, “ugh, the cleanup…”

      • bellly@sopuli.xyz
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        Someone who gets it!!! ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v

        • homes@piefed.world
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          That’s what I’m talking about!

  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
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    Holy shit, a sleeper account! Someone is horny posting from an ancient sleeper account

  • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Where’s the bush meme for “another horny poster has hit c/shitposting”

    Is this number 3 or 4?

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    Eclair pie

    • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOP
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      A little happy twinkie.

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        That would be filled with cum and would therefore require a new meme

        Also it may be time for a new hornyshitpost community

  • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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    Man I used to really love going to cinnabon and orange Julius

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