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minus-squarewuffah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-22 days ago1 is masturbation. 2 is sex. 3 is a threesome. 4 is a foursome. 5 is an orgy. 1 is solo. 2 is a couple. 3 - 5 is a few. 5 - 8 is several. 8+ is a group. A group orgy is at least 8 orgies of 5 people or more, or at least 40 people having sex in groups of 5 or more. However, if they all merge into one giant orgy, then it’s just an orgy again. Which, is really just group sex anyways.
minus-squareJumbie@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoYour superpower is math. Your weakness is that it only applies to orgies.
1 is masturbation.
2 is sex.
3 is a threesome.
4 is a foursome.
5 is an orgy.
1 is solo.
2 is a couple.
3 - 5 is a few.
5 - 8 is several.
8+ is a group.
A group orgy is at least 8 orgies of 5 people or more, or at least 40 people having sex in groups of 5 or more.
However, if they all merge into one giant orgy, then it’s just an orgy again. Which, is really just group sex anyways.
Your superpower is math. Your weakness is that it only applies to orgies.
Prof. Theoretical Aggregated intercourse.