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Wait is this how people get with people
I’ve been single for too long man what is happening
Show bob
and vagene
You’re a sad detective man…but you’re not a wrong detective man.
(Quietly filing that in my cabinet of very nice compliments)
Do they have to be mine?
Because uh, I have the other kind, and neither of them are worth showing to anyone determined to stay sane.
Very well. Your new user tag is “Eldritch 🅱️ussy”
Idk either. I see how people text to people they’re flirting with these days and I’m just like wtf?? If I said half that shit to any of the women I’ve been with they’d have been pissed, and that’s an established relationship.
Her response: “That’s not even a question.”
