• ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
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    8 days ago

    Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis…

    I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have only one question: Why are you here?

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      8 days ago

      I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster.

      As if.

      Everybody knows the Nessie has 6 nipples.