TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoMe after 3 shots of vodkalemmy.worldimagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1431
arrow-up1431imageMe after 3 shots of vodkalemmy.worldTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·3 days agoThe good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoare they going to let you back into the Golden Corral?
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 days agoThe manager said “no”, called me “vibe killer” as he escorted me out and locked the door behind me. A meth-head said “welcome to the club” and invited me to IHOP, so, not a total loss.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agothe good ihop or the one out back the mall?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agowould you tell Cranessa I said “Where’s my $10? Gimme my $10” thanks
The good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.
are they going to let you back into the Golden Corral?
The manager said “no”, called me “vibe killer” as he escorted me out and locked the door behind me.
A meth-head said “welcome to the club” and invited me to IHOP, so, not a total loss.
the good ihop or the one out back the mall?
Yeah. That one.
would you tell Cranessa I said “Where’s my $10? Gimme my $10” thanks