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    2 hours ago

    BLUE UNICORN

    Hey, Charlie. Hey Charlie, wake up!
    

    PINK UNICORN

    Yeah Charlie. You silly sleepy-head, wake up.
    

    (Charlie wakes up and looks at the two)

    CHARLIE THE UNICORN {Groans}

    Oh God, you guys, this had better be pretty freaking important. Is the meadow on fire?
    

    BLUE UNICORN

    No Charlie. We found a map, to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Charlie.
    

    PINK UNICORN

    Yeah, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie.
    

    BLUE UNICORN

    Yeah Charlie, it'll be an adventure. We're going on an adventure, Charlie.
    

    CHARLIE THE UNICORN

    Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, (puts his head down and closes his eyes) go back to sleep now.
    

    (Blue unicorn flips onto Charlie’s back and starts bouncing on him)

    BLUE UNICORN {Jumping onto Charlie’s back}

    Noooo, Charlie. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.
    

    PINK UNICORN

    Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness.
    

    CHARLIE THE UNICORN

    Please stop bouncing on me.
    

    BLUE UNICORN {Still jumping up and down on Charlie}

    Candy Mountain Charlie.
    

    PINK UNICORN

    Yeah! Candy Mountain!
    

    CHARLIE THE UNICORN

    Alright, fine! I'll come with you to Candy Mountain.