Somehow my parents were flabbergasted when my brother came out. All his friends were girls! They hung out at the mall every weekend!

Yeah, clothes shopping. Then he got dolled up and went to a movie with his male “best friend”. How they didn’t see that gay train coming years before, I have no clue. He was the only male cheerleader in the 90s in our city, and he had way more glee than the girls.