You confused us with the fr*nch
Something something the French something something…
“AH, the French”
You’re not taking my yummy yummy worms away from me.
Don’t be silly, spaghetti grows on trees
It’s okay though, they have a deal with the French.
There is still a shitload of snail here. They’ll be fine
I need help…
They have to soak the shells in a special solution for 11 months to soften them enough for consumption.
I feel carb shamed
Wait until you hear about butterflies (farfalle)…
We have the power to turn everything into pasta
Anything is pastable
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
The image only lacks the Peta logo
Finally, an actual shitpost.
Between France and Italy it’s a snail Armageddon.
Switzerland?
Wow… terrible… !
Fuck yeah they are!
