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∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

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∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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  • dumbass@piefed.social
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    I could go for a big pile of towels to hide in.

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      Yeah, I want a snuggle hut!

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      It must stink

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        I’m not sure what you wrote. Do you think it will stink? Or do you demand that it has to?

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          I often demand an olfactory component to my calming shelters. The smell of rotting bananas in particular reminds me of my first college advisor’s comfy, crowded office.

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        You know you can wash towels, right?

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          Oh yeah? And how am I supposed to dry them afterwards, smart guy? With handkerchiefs?!

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              What is this sorcery?

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                Right? What devilry holds them up like that, and how are they so neatly aligned, almost like in a line??

                Throw them in the fire! And the towels too.

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                  Given the fact that they can already do this level of sorcery, do you really want to piss them off by burning the towels they have so meticulously levitated?

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          Pfft, SHE can, I guess.

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      you can put that in the lover’s style section

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