I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: eating the rich is compatible with veganism.

The rich oppress people without concern, encourage wars for their own personal gain, and double-down on burning the planet even though they have the power to stop it. Anyone capable of feeling would have a problem with that. I don’t eat anything that has feelings, and the rich have proven time and again that they feel nothing.

Ergo, eating the rich is not only vegan, but an ethical act for all of us.