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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Apparently they think women don’t wanna fuck corpses. But I am pretty sure the people that go into that industry are probably cut from the same cloth

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      If that’s actually the reason then I must be doing pretty good mentally because it would’ve taken me a while to think of that, not a “we all know because it’s obvious” tier thing

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        Shit post indeed.

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      It’s mechanically difficult for women to do it since corpses don’t have blood flow. Much more creativity needed.

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        Oh hey, that reminds me of Karen Greenlee

        nsfw

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          That actually has fulfilled my morbid curiosity, thank you … also, there seems to be a lot of squeemish people around

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          you’d have to be there I guess

          I would prefer not thanks Karen

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          Cool, can I unread that now

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            Sorry, now you’ll inadvertently think of it every time you see a morgue. Have fun!

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              I had already forgotten

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        inflate it with an air pump

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          Or, tie it off and inject it with saline. More, um, life-like that way.

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        They could have girldick, you dunno.

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        Don’t they have machines for pumping fluids through veins? Seems like that would be useful in that situation…

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      Except when theyre not, get traumatized, and become an amazing lead vocalist for a world famous nü metal band…

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