cm0002@lemmings.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days agoIm never going to financially recover from this. Eats beans and ricelemmy.mlimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1200
arrow-up1200imageIm never going to financially recover from this. Eats beans and ricelemmy.mlcm0002@lemmings.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoOr, hear me out: sell your services as a samurai bodyguard, gain the trust of a high-profile billionaire, and then let his rivals bribe you into turning a blind eye for his assassination!
Or, hear me out: sell your services as a samurai bodyguard, gain the trust of a high-profile billionaire, and then let his rivals bribe you into turning a blind eye for his assassination!