cm0002@lemmings.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months agoIm never going to financially recover from this. Eats beans and ricelemmy.mlimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1211
arrow-up1211imageIm never going to financially recover from this. Eats beans and ricelemmy.mlcm0002@lemmings.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoOr, hear me out: sell your services as a samurai bodyguard, gain the trust of a high-profile billionaire, and then let his rivals bribe you into turning a blind eye for his assassination!
Or, hear me out: sell your services as a samurai bodyguard, gain the trust of a high-profile billionaire, and then let his rivals bribe you into turning a blind eye for his assassination!