I will confirm that I did it by posting “I did it” here. This will negate any need for any type of photographic or other tangible evidence because I’m an honest person and you’re horrible for suggesting otherwise.
Edit: Bunch of damn pyros in this thread.


Attach a rope to it, tie it to the back of some kind of lifted 4x4 or truck, and have a buddy drag it around through the fields while you ride on top of it.
Dammit… had to delete my comment because I said almost the exact same thing. I’m glad I’m not the only insane one.
Have you seen the video to HARDY’s “Rednecker”?
No I have not. I’ll go look for it.
Edit: Well shit…. I guess I’m more redneck than I thought. Not surprised since I grew up in WV.
I grew up in Portland, San Francisco and Duesseldorf but I live in Redneck parts of southern Ohio now. Cheers!
Yeah I live in very rural NC now. I’ve always been this weird mix of redneck and computer nerd. Like I’d totally do the mattress surfing thing but probably rig up LEDs and a web cam to it.
This is a man of culture.