When we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”
This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.
Brother, the universe is an unending assault of unexpected events. I don’t ever get surprised by things I never thought could happen. We could all wake up tomorrow as birds and I’d just be like “yep this is it.”
True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.
Woah what? Actual relationships can come from there?? I thought that was a myth
When we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”
This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.
Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰
Ha. That’s adorable! Also, congrats on Thursday! That sounds wonderful. I hope you two have a great whatever-you’ve-got-planned!
Brother, the universe is an unending assault of unexpected events. I don’t ever get surprised by things I never thought could happen. We could all wake up tomorrow as birds and I’d just be like “yep this is it.”