fr opting into dna surveillance sucks 🙈
Okay, but why does the child in the center have a more threatening aura than the horned beast?
She summoned it.
Tiefling barbarian and rogue, origin.
23andme taught me I was part Ashkenazi, but in hindsight I probably should’ve picked up on that having been raised on Mel Brooks, The Three Stooges, Stan Freberg, The Marx Brothers, grandpa’s really being into matzo ball soup, and us having the menorah out during the holidays.
…oh right, and being circumcised.
Anyways, $200 I didn’t need to spend. I hope the clone Doug armies of the future will forgive me.
Holy shit was it really $200? Is that how much everyone’s been paying for this 23&me shit? Holy fuck I just lost so much respect for several people.
Idk who’s spending $200 on it. It’s $100 for the basic, but it goes on sale often. Same with Ancestry’s test. They always go on sale.
$100 doesn’t make it better. $100 to find out, for most people, absolutely nothing of substance, and they PAID to turn over their DNA for free. I thought it was like a $49.99 kinda thing and even then I wouldn’t have done it and didn’t. And if $100 is the basic, it only goes up from there, no?
Look, dude, if everything in life hinted that you were Portuguese or something you should have put it together eventually. Smh.
I’m printing this out and putting it in my guest bathroom right across from the toilet.
Congrats you’re a Rothschild
All hail, our dark Lord Nana
This demon follows all gay couples. /S
Be gay, take a photo, get photobombed by a badass demon.
Nice.
satan, his boywife polycule, and their beloved chilblains
Looks like one of the pictures on the wall in Deadlock waiting lobby.
Relevant short: LINK
I also thought this looked like a picture on a desk or wall in some kind of short, indie horror game with PS1 graphics.
Understandable. It does look very smoochable 🤷🏻♂️
I mean, totally would, but is she wife material? Idk man.
We gotta stop with the unrealistic standards for demonic entities, I have no doubt she’d make a wonderful wife if she wants to be one >.>
