Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agothis fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at worklemmy.worldimagemessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1440
arrow-up1440imagethis fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at worklemmy.worldKarmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square81fedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·21 hours agoIf I were mcdonalds, I’d sue him. Then put out the next wave of marketing. “McDonalds! We’re not for pedophiles.” You could even write a little jingle. “We don’t diddle kids! It’s no good diddling kids…”
minus-square☂️-@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-24 hours agoproblem is they are probably in on the pedophilia thing too. reminds me of that time when their ceo pretended to enjoy their own shit.
minus-squareBigPotato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·20 hours agoFrank’s Little Beauties already made a song about that, though I’m willing to bet they could license it for a fee. I hear the guy who made the song invests in gun stores.
If I were mcdonalds, I’d sue him. Then put out the next wave of marketing.
“McDonalds! We’re not for pedophiles.”
You could even write a little jingle.
“We don’t diddle kids! It’s no good diddling kids…”
problem is they are probably in on the pedophilia thing too.
reminds me of that time when their ceo pretended to enjoy their own shit.
Frank’s Little Beauties already made a song about that, though I’m willing to bet they could license it for a fee. I hear the guy who made the song invests in gun stores.