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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago

Genies hate this one simple trick

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Genies hate this one simple trick

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago
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    But can you still be incorrect?

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      9 hours ago

      No, because you are always right.

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        Massive silver lining then. Having found a way to determine objective truth sounds pretty powerful and useful, even if it’s not what you originally wished for.

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          If you are lucky and it works that way. Maybe you simply cannot speak at all if you are not absolutely sure that a statement is correct.

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          My mouth letting me say “I’m always right but I’m still a massive idiot” is going to hit me like a brick

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            Don’t lose hope, while being an idiot you may claim out loud that you’re a genius

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          Bro ends up like Morty with the death-prediction crystal in his head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjepJlvkdKs

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          Predicting lottery numbers, proving mathematic formula, coming up with options with for ftl and cold fusion if there are any

          Always being right without knowledge on your end could lead humanity forward a lot if you can prove your standing

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          Or whatever they say is right instead. Atomics are fake? No nuclear power. Oops there goes the sun because fissions gone.

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            Seems out of the scope of power for a genie, but I don’t know how to scale mythical creatures

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              Let’s just hope a flatearther doesn’t get it.

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          You might only be speaking in math, though.

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            Decide whether P = NP and get yourself an easy $1M. And another $5M for the other millenium prize problems.

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              You’ll have to come up with proofs for all problems though, but I guess that would be possibly by trying to say “<some math field> is required for the proof” over and over while getting more specific to narrow it down.

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                Exactly!

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