Made my first post in the philosophy sub like a retard, so now I’m here, fucking my ass better than I was before. Ladies and gentlemen and that…person…there of the jury of the audience and ALSO the real jury I will face eventually, I am a teacher of topology, philosophy, and spirituality, like Epstein, which is why we must now have a pop quiz.

Question 1) Consider the following sentence:

Eye shure an glag dat th negentropy of mi lyfe b rly güd to mee sew ai ar no no inn da Chthaoctardriam a knee mor cuz aye undefayld mi sinn im th Ālaya-vijñāna.

Match the three correctly spelled words in that sentence with their definition.

A) Protogenic system energy; light

B) Storehouse consciousness

C) The infernal hellspace I go to when I stimfap for hours on offbrand Walmart Benadryl

God says I shouldn’t say that last one with this pending court case I haven’t been arrested for yet. Well, fuck that guy! He can go suck my dick He is.

Phenomequalitesselation, amirite?

Question 2) Do you know what happens when we go into and out of our “selves” to be even more as what is as it do and be for it is as it does when it won’t do it’s will, which it does? Complete sentence answers only.

Question 3) Which of the following best describes a one “Donald Trump?”

A) President of the United States B) Pedophile C) Cop D) Distraction E) All of the above

Question 4a) What are you?

Question 4b) What is that?

Question 4c) How’s that working out for you?

Question 4d) Do you know how to NOT be that, too?

Question 5) You wanna buy some jerky? Not like, adrenochrome, but like, plant-based jerky, obviously.