Technically we’re all space travelers. And how you call your dog is nobodies business. If you download a couple of movies (and maintain a proper ratio) you are a pirate.

Oh yeah if you want to oppose an evil regime all it takes is to say something negative shit warmongering old fascists and you’re a rebel.

No need to do the drugs for that.

“Does Luke still think he’s a Jedi, or did I imagine that?”

“Woof!”

Good boy, Chewbacca.

Looks like I had a good time no matter what happened.

When the drugs wear off.

Well, there’s your problem. Don’t get high for the job you have. Get high for the job you want.

Death stick? I only have a Life Stick™

Would you like to see it?..